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Author Topic: Who Is Jack Schitt??  (Read 29557 times)
matnurse
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« on: May 18, 2013, 09:46:49 PM »

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
    We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
    Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

    Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
    Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of
    Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
    produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, FullaSchitt, Bull Schitt,
    and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
    Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
    After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.Noe Schitt
    later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she
    wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
    rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
    Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
    inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
    brothers in a dual ceremony.
    The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
    Schitt-Happens nuptials.
    The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
    He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
    Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you
    can correct them.
    Sincerely,
    Crock O. Schitt
    NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH.
    REMEMBER: IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU MIGHT POSSIBLY BE RELATED TO FULLA
    SCHITT
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2013, 11:11:23 AM »

The joke must be lost in translation for me as I do not find it funny at all rather inappropriate
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2013, 01:12:22 PM »

I have seen this before, but it made me smile.....  Grin  Undecided
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2013, 10:13:46 PM »

The joke must be lost in translation for me as I do not find it funny at all rather inappropriate


What's wrong with it?

Found it rather funny! Xx
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