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Author Topic: When Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree  (Read 5375 times)
1_Hot_Gran
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« on: October 08, 2012, 04:15:00 PM »

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.  It was After Eight.  They got off at Quality Street.  He asked her name.  Polo, I'm the one with the hole, she said with a Wispa.  I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts, he replied.  He touched her Cream Eggs which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers which made her Ripple.  He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.  Soon they were Heart Throbs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.  But 3 days later his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch. 

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset and he had Allsorts.
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2012, 01:41:39 PM »

ha ha, i lolled  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2012, 05:38:47 PM »

ha ha ha - i love it
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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2012, 08:14:51 PM »

A fantastic "THUMBS UP"

keep 'em comin' 1HG
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2012, 09:31:08 PM »

Ha ha that's fab!  Grin
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« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2013, 10:26:52 PM »

Lol.very funny
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2013, 12:41:29 PM »

Ha ha. I just read this now. Funny! Tongue
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