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Author Topic: "Fifty shades of Grey Hair"  (Read 3162 times)
1_Hot_Gran
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« on: September 25, 2012, 08:55:49 PM »

The missus bought a paperback on Saturday,
I had a look inside her bag; T’was “Fifty shades of Grey”.

Well I just left her to it, and at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left hand she held a rope and in her right a whip!
She threw them down on the floor, and then began to strip!

Well fifty years or so ago, I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week.

Watching Doris bump and grind could not have been much grimmer.
And things just went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said that I must dominate her!
 
Now if you knew our Doris, well, you’d see just why I spluttered.
I’d spent two months in traction for the last complaint I’d uttered.

She stood there nude, and naked like. Bent forward just a bit ….
So I thought what the hell, stepped forward, and stood on her left tit!

Doris screamed, her teeth shot out! My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned, then shouted out: “Step on the other one”!!

Well readers, I can’t tell no more; ‘bout what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair turned “fifty shades of Grey”.
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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2012, 09:07:53 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2012, 09:13:48 PM »

Lol
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2012, 01:58:01 PM »

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