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**nicnic**
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« on: June 01, 2011, 05:32:15 PM »

I have a very witty 4 yr old asking to learn more jokes.....we've exhausted the ones we know which are as follows:

What do you call a grumpy bee.......a grumble bee

What do you call a box full of ducks........quackers

What do you call a jelly that flies.......jellycopter

So as you can see a very limited library of jokes so far! So please help! Give me your best or worst  Grin
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2011, 05:56:19 PM »

My twins age 5 like

What's a crocs fav game.....snap
When does a giraffe have 8 legs....when there is 2 of them
What's a snakes fav subject....history
What snake is good at maths....an adder

Pretty  and basic but they love em there is more just can't think at the mo xx
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2011, 06:14:13 PM »

Why did the banana go to the dr
Because he wasn't peeling very well
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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2011, 06:54:56 PM »

What's brown and sticky - A stick!
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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2011, 07:32:25 PM »

Lol....thanks guys, she'll particulary like the croc one as she loves cheating playing snap  Grin
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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2011, 09:06:40 PM »

i should of asked last year, my ex charges were really into them and my 4year old made up the most helerious joke ever, seriously he was in stitches over this one:

why is a bee a bee? because its a car
 Huh Undecided Huh Undecided Huh
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2011, 09:22:05 PM »

What do you get if you cross a a centipede and a parrot? A walkie talkie

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A woolie jumper

What do you call a fairy who won't have a bath? Stinkerbell

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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2011, 11:16:23 PM »

Thanks Suzy_woo forgot the woolie jumper one! She'll love the stinkerbell one too  Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2011, 10:31:38 AM »

my eldest charge is just getting into knock knock jokes...

Knock knock,
whos there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to cry its only a joke

and doctor who, and banana repeated about 20 times then orange...orange you glad i didnt say banana...

also the first sign of crazyness is having hair on the back of your hand...wait for them to look..the second sign is looking for it...

Oh and the irish knock knock joke...

you - "have you heard the irish know knock joke?"

Child "no"

You- "well you start"

Child- "Knock Knock"

You "whos there"

Child - "urrrmmmmm?!?!?!?!"

lol R loves it, and loves doing it to his friends at pre-school Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2011, 11:02:48 AM »

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A no idea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.....

Why was the broom late? Because it overswept

What red and flies and wobbles? A jellycopter

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« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2011, 12:06:21 PM »

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A no idea.


what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? still no idea!! Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2011, 01:33:21 PM »

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A no idea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.....

Why was the broom late? Because it overswept

What red and flies and wobbles? A jellycopter





o i love this joke, i found it on the back of a wotsit packet a few years ago and i must of been having a bad day because i found it soooo funny Grin
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« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2011, 03:40:36 PM »

What's The difference between broccoli and snot?


Kids won't eat broccoli!   Huh
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« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2011, 03:58:35 PM »

What's The difference between broccoli and snot?


Kids won't eat broccoli!   Huh

 Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2011, 04:39:19 PM »

My 8 year old told me this one this afternoon,

What did the teddy bear say after lunch?......I'm stuffed!
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