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1_Hot_Gran
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« on: July 09, 2009, 06:47:19 PM »
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation..
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,

P. Niss

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Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task..
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,

V. Gina
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DonnaBallona
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I love my Baby Girl!
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2009, 11:10:25 PM »
Quote from: 1_Hot_Gran on July 09, 2009, 06:47:19 PM

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

that bit alone made me PMSL :-D
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cherylmcg
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2009, 10:22:10 PM »
LOL
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princessduck
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2009, 08:14:28 AM »
Smiley))))))) OMG that is freaking funny!
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kiwigirl2009
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2009, 09:51:45 PM »
So good  Cheesy
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Melanie B
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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2009, 11:06:47 PM »
luv it!!!
you ARE a legend.....where do you get them from?  Grin
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1_Hot_Gran
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2009, 12:08:21 AM »
glad u like them

most of these i put on NJ are from my old next door neighbour (my last 10 year nanny job neighbour not where i live neighbour  Wink ) some are from fibro friends too trying to cheer each other up daily  Grin

xx

Quote from: Melanie B on July 27, 2009, 11:06:47 PM
luv it!!!
you ARE a legend.....where do you get them from?  Grin
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